It's a wrap

Got all of my filming done in plenty of time with help from a couple of friends, and even my mum! Really looking forward to seeing it when all editing is done, i'll just have to try and do Mr. Ritchie proud.

Also learnt to warn the neighbours when someone is going to be banging on your front door and shouting! Especially when one such neighbour is an ex copper. Good job my mother had the sense to go and explain what was going on, and also nice to know that we have neighbours who don't just sit back and watch.

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood advert

I wan't to know who chose the music for this advert, and then beat them round the head several times! It doesn't fit at all!

Guy Ritchie Still, and the outline for my story

My short film will start with the radio coming on in the form of an alarm, Ares by Bloc Party playing. The character will jump out of bed in a rush, with a still frame and a short voice over introduction to him. He swings open the door, and then stumbles into the toilet, slamming the door behind him. He looks around, and sees a dirty toothbrush lying on the floor, picks it up and brushes his teeth, he then picks up a half empty (or full) can/bottle of lager and rinses his mouth out with it. He walks back into his room, pulls on some jeans, a polo top and a jacket before heading down the stairs. As he gets down the stairs, there is a banging on the door and someone shouting at him, he then runs through the house, grabs a plastic bag with something in, and leaps out of a window, and then over a gate. As he walks quickly down the road, he looks over his shoulder, and then starts running. As he is running he throws the bag into a bush.

Grown Ups

I'm not going to compare this to Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore, becuase i believe that was a different Adam Sandler, who was happy to play the clown character for a cheap laugh, and that worked for him! Now, it seems that he wants to be thought of as a more serious actor than he was, with films like Funny People, and Grown Ups, but it's not who he is. I think there will always be that clown like character inside him, wanting to come out and that is noticable in Grown Ups.

Grown ups isn't a great film, but i don't think it sets out to be one, it just wants to be a feel-good family movie. The plot may be paper thin, but it doesn't matter when you have comic genius such as Sandler, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Kevin James and Chris Rock, especially with Denis Dugan at the helm.

What feels like the main theme of the film is that kids use technology too much, and don't know how to have fun without games consoles or mobile phones, a prime example of this being that they text their nanny instead of just walking down the hall to get something themselves. This is soon nipped in the bud when the parents ban phones and consoles, forcing the kids to go outside and make their own games like when their parents where young.

A few choice lines about Schneiders hair, and the fact that he resembles an elder gay Jonas brother, or a midget Filipino Fonzey along with a number of other quips among the group make for an enjoyable movie that although not being the best film ever, i felt did what it set out to do.

Angry Birds - The Movie!

This is the other article i found on Total Film.

Apparantly, a film version of this is on the cards, and the article goes about casting which actors would play what bird, and why.

http://www.totalfilm.com/features/angry-birds-casting-call

Film Mash Up Posters

http://www.totalfilm.com/features/10-awesome-quoteskine-movie-posters/fight-club-2#content

I was browsing through Total Film and stumbled across this, and also something else, which i will share soon enough.
I really like the Fight club one and the Anchorman/Superman one!

Enjoy

The Expendables.

If you're looking for a complex film with award winning performances, deep dialogues or characters with a bit of depth to them, then don't watch this. As a film, it is terrible. However, as an action movie, it's excellent. Full of gore, guns, explosions, knives, fast car chases and Jason Statham kicking ass.

There is the occasional funny line, but other than that it is just action packed. The story is a little flimsy, and disjointed in places. In fact, there are points where it seems as though bits have been included just to show more violence.

Stallones character is almost laughable in that he has tried to make his character grow as the film goes on, which is all well and good so long as it works, and i dont think it did! Statham is as close as you get to a character that the audience can really align themselves to, and that doesn't quite work either.

All in all, it is definitely not for people looking for a romantic comedy, but for people who enjoy watching knives being thrown about, people being blown in half by an RPG and Terry Crews walking through a hallway blowing people in half with one almighty shotgun!